Man walks into a tree and an apple fall from tree.

I'm so original :3

"Craig reached for his pen but it wasn't there. He ran home holding his head, trying to keep the idea from seeping out."

Well I lol'd... Found at http://www.very-short-story.com/

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Ryan. Ryan was gay and everyone knew it. However, one day when Ryan was walking home from school he got shoved into a dark alley behind a supermarket. There were 3 black men, all wearing nothing but arseless chaps and hiking boots. They both had a 3 carat diamond earring in their left ears, and had gigantic dick sucking lips. Ryan stood no chance against the 3 muscular darkies as they held him down, albeit not against his will. "I want two in my virgin asshole at once", cried Ryan, as one darkie literally ripped his jeans off his waist. He then ripped his g-string that was 2 sizes too small for Ryan off of his pubic area, and saw that Ryan was shaved down to bare skin. As one darkie slid Ryan's cock into his mouth, the other two flipped him over and spread his cheeks.

The wolf awoke, exited from his den, and sat in the snow looking around.

He was in a new place, a place he had been at for nearly a year but, it was still new to him. Why the place didn't feel old to him was that there was a new wave of animals coming into the land. These new youngsters all seemed somewhat interesting but, none of them really seemed like anything better than the old animals. After a small amount of time in the New Year, the wolf began examining the new rabbits. He sifted through them, most of them he just had the same idea: take a couple bites to see if the meat was any good and either toss it out or toss just the bones out. Usually a wolf only gets one rabbit every couple months or so, so he had to pick carefully.

After the wolf finished his physical training, he was walking with his friend the puma and, they passed by a familiar looking rabbit. He saw this rabbit before, it was such a pretty rabbit, he couldn't decide what to do with such a beautiful creature. He knew he couldn't keep it. The rabbit walked towards the wolf and his puma friend. The wolf's friend laughed when the puma claimed she was his sister, it was a good joke. It was time for them to part, they had no time for chit-chat, there was a carnivore meeting starting that moment. The wolf looked back at that rabbit as he walked away, his heart pounding.
To the wolf's great joy, he became friends with the rabbit, he had no desire to eat her. To eat such a beautiful thing would be terrible, even in a wolf's eyes. Every day the wolf looked forward to mealtime when he would see the rabbit. At night he yearned for the morning so he could see her again. During the morning he couldn't stop smiling, for every moment with her was a moment to keep.

After a long friendship, the wolf had something that he couldn't keep because, he had no clue what to do with it. He decided he would give it to the rabbit when he saw her, he knew it had to be hers. When he saw the rabbit in the morning, he told her: "Rabbit, something of mine doesn't belong to me. It has to be yours. I carry it with me at all times of the day but, when I'm near you it moves frantically and functions differently than when I am far." The wolf removed his hand from his chest and extended it towards the rabbit. She opened her hands and looked at what he wanted her to keep. The wolf smiled at her and fell to the floor to lie in the snow. A big hole remained in his left breast where his paw once was. The rabbit gazed at her gift while it stained her paws red.

Flash it nao plox.

I love all your drawings.